Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them
I’m going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become.
this is amazing
I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.
uh oh [x]
why do scientists gotta fuck everything up
what am i not understanding about this
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
Everyday Objects With Faces Are Awesome
When you walk around and look at everything around you, chances are, you may see a face. It may be human, it may be an animal, but sometimes you can see faces in inanimate objects. This is called Pareidolia: Seeing faces in random things!
Lana’s reaction omg
You fffffucking didn’t
if youre a mosquito unfollow me right now
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